Everyone loves a classic, corny joke.
‘Cause they’re so bad that they’re actually good.
~Falls to the floor~
Who could live without corny jokes like: “What do you get when two peas fight?”
Answer: Black-eyed peas!
You might have told a great one, like: “What do you call a sleepwalking nun?”
Answer: A Roaming Catholic.
Or you whipped out a classic from your Grandpa, like: “What time is it?”
Answer: Time for you to get a watch!
So grab your mic stand and tell us the corniest joke you’ve ever heard!
Awards and badges will be given to the funniest submissions.