What are some good/funny questions to ask someone?
Funny Stupid Questions to Ask People
- What happens when you get ‘half scared to death’ twice?
- Is it true cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
- If all the world’s a stage, where does the audience sit?
- It it’s tourist season why can’t we shoot them?
- Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it’s a song?
- If you write a book about failure, and it doesn’t sell, is it called success?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- If work is so terrific, how come you get paid for it?
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
- Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?
- Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
- Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
- Why aren’t blueberries blue?
- Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it’s white and covered with ice?
Stupid Questions to Ask Your Friends
- If something “goes without saying,” why do people still say it?
- You know the expression, “Don’t quit your day job?” Well what do you say to people that work nights?
- Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
- Why do all the superheroes wear underpants on the outside?”Funny Questions To Ask People”
- If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
- If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, “I wish you would not grant me this wish” what would you do?
- Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
- Why doesn’t the armpit hair have split ends?
- Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
- If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
- When something is funny why is it called a “knee-slapper” when you actually slap your thigh?
- Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America’s problems?
- If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Stupid Questions to Ask Someone
- Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
- What if Batman gets bitten by a vampire?
- Did the Mayans get bored after reaching 2012 or is the predication for real?
- Can we spell creativity however we want?
- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?”Funny Questions To Ask People”
- Where are all the mentally handicapped parking spaces for people like me?
- Has your mate ever called you at work to ask where the remote control is?
- Was the person who invented the Express Lane at the grocery store properly thanked?
- Why don’t you ever see ads for advertising companies?
- Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
- If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
Source : Yahoo