Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh

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Try one of these funny, cheesy pick-up lines as an icebreaker. At least you’ll get laughs, if not love.

  • “Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
  • “Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
  • “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.”
  • “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”
  • “Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”
  • “Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”
  • “Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”
  • “If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”
  • “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
  • “Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”
  • “Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
  • “Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”
  • “Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”
  • “It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”
  • “I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”
  • “Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”
  • “Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.”
  • “You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”
  • Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.
  • Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
  • Can i borrow a kiss. I promise I’ll give it back.

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