12 Quotes From Men, Mostly About Women


1.“There is a problem with writers. If what a writer wrote was published and sold many, many copies, the writer thought he was great. If what a writer wrote was published and sold a medium number of copies, the writer thought he was great. If what a writer wrote was published and sold very few copies, the writer thought he was great. If what the writer wrote never was published and he didn’t have the money to publish it himself, then he thought he was truly great.”

2.“Many a good man has been put under the bridge by a woman.”

3. “Once a woman turns against you, forget it. They can love you, then something turns in them. They can watch you dying in a gutter, run over by a car, and they’ll spit on you.”

4. “When I date a girl, she rarely has to pay for anything. I tell her good stories about my travels. I teach her things I’ve learned in life. I take her to places she’s never been. I bring her to a comfortable apartment. I cook for her. I make her drinks. I give her good love in bed. I barely lie to them… And what do I get in return? Only her vagina.”

5.“Wealthy men have revealed that when it comes to wives, quality is more important than quantity.”

6.“Russia is, really, a very cost-effective place to be a self-destructive drunk.”

7.“There’s some sage advice for you, youngster, from a season veteran—be careful about falling for people who have all the same bad qualities as you.”

8.“Jimi Hendrix is a true artist and anyone with an advanced degree in the performing arts are mere wannabes. Be a true artist, don’t be a wannabe. Practice your passion, but don’t pay somebody to tell you how to do it.”

9.“The professional self-validates. She is tough-minded. In the face of indifference or adulation, she assesses her stuff coldly and objectively. Where it fell short, she’ll improve it. Where it triumphed, she make it better still. She’ll work harder. She’ll be back tomorrow.”

10.“If you work hard and study hard, and you fuck up, that’s okay. If you fuck up and fuck up, then you’re a fuckup.”

11.“Out of your league?! What fucking league are you talking about?! You are a man, she is a fucking woman. That is all that matters,goddamn it!”

12.“People are always trying to tell you how they feel. Some of them say it outright, and some of them, they tell you with their actions. And you have to listen… But do me a favor: Listen, and don’t ignore what you hear.”

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